Hatuey

Kind-hearted and family-oriented Hatueys fight for their community till their dying breaths.

Hey, Hatuey can you help me out?

Hatuey by DisNotDiana November 27, 2021

Hatley Chair 

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

Hatley Chair by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023

hatey boner 

A long, rather unusually strong, raging hate for something that threatens to explode at any time.

I want to like "Fringe," but my hatey boner for J. J. Abrams just won't go away.

hatey boner by Qale January 18, 2009

Hatley 

The Hatley is a term reserved for Scots Irish Score settlers.

Jim: Damn dude! After I saw you throw hands I knee you were a Scots Irish Score settler.

Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!

Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?

Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.

Hatley by Bubba Army Troll February 15, 2023

Hatleysquats

A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.

Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)

Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.

Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)

Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.

Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.

Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.

Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.

Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?

Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!

Hatleysquats by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011

hatley 

Hatley (n)- Hatley is a term used to identify a group of germanic people, mostly very intellegent and better then you.

"I am Megan."
"So?"
"I am a Hatley."
"OMG! You must be smart!"

hatley by Megan Hatley July 2, 2008

Hatley Heave 

A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave!

Ben: Hey Michael, look at this! I'm doing my Hatley Heave.

Michael: Wow! I never seen you do that. Its just a push up on one hand, right?

Ben: Yes, just lay down here and I'll show you what to do. (they both lie down) Push up on one hand and stick out your index finger. See how long you can hold it.

Michael: Woah, hard! I never thought that push ups could be so much fun!

Ben: Well, you're Grandpa is a big old bear. I've been doing push ups for years. And this is my favorite kind. You can't go wrong with a Hatley Heave!

Michael: (does another Hatley Heave) Yes! They're awesome! I'm gonna have to tell Nick about this. Maybe Alec, too. They'll like it.

Ben: The Hatley Heave is hot! Bicep inferno!

Hatley Heave by Dusty's Baby Powder October 7, 2011