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When your barber intentionally fucks up your hair. Very similar to a haircut, but done out of spite. A normal haircut can turn into a hatecut, but vice versa can not be possible. Usually done because a remark was made that they found offensive or didn’t agree with.
Person: Yo I went to my barber yesterday and he gave me a hatecut!!
Friend: What the hell! Why what’d you say??
Person: All I said was I needed to be somewhere in an hour and he was taking longer than normal!!!
Hatecut by poisoned husband July 31, 2023
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hatemuting 

A method of expressing hatred by muting opposing viewpoints and gagging free speech. Hatemuting is practiced by Facebook, Twitter, and Google by means of an algorithm to surreptitiously restrict the distribution of posts for political reasons, such as by shadowban. They may also mute speech by outright removing non-conformist posts. Hatemuting is done by YouTube largely through demonitization or outright removal of politically incorrect videos. Hatemuting is similar to hatespeech but is accomplished by controlling and preventing the freedom of expression by the hated group.
I've been posting on Facebook, you're just not seeing anything in your feed from me because Cuckerberg is hatemuting anything that's politically incorrect.
hatemuting by Father Hollywood November 22, 2018

Haxecutable 

An executable file that has had it's extension changed for emailing purposes. .EXE to .EX_
Don't be a newb, just send it as a haxecutable.
Haxecutable by SiRNaD0 May 21, 2011

Hatenutting

The act of ejaculating to a character in media or person you hate.
John: "I just read this one hentai with Mami in it. It was so hot, I nutted so hard"
Sam: "but I thought you hated Mami?"
John: "It's called hatenutting Sam, smh"
Hatenutting by 1%M1LK January 22, 2021

HATECATION 

WHEN A PERSON STARTS HATING ON YOU AGAIN,
A BRIEF PERIOD OF PEACE!
WHEN YOU START TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE,AND A HATER IS MAD OR UPSET WITH YOUR PROGRESS,
THIS HATER IS FRESH OFF HATECATION PLAYER
HATING STARTS OFF BRAND NEW!
HATECATION by DA ENIGMA May 21, 2009

Hatecation 

This is a new word. "hatecation(s)" is a combination of the words hate & vacation(s). So it basically means that you are takeing a vacation from hateing. People who say they are takeing a hatecation will often be more positive & a lot nicer to people... until they decide to start being haters again... if only it could last for ever. Haha... (hate-vacation)
An example would be, they took a hatecation, & so they're friends now... only for now. Ha, I guess it's temporary, see it while it lasts :)
Hatecation by XRawrGorg3ousX September 8, 2009
hate·cht

Slang for a moment of great frustration and anger.
"I'm so hatecht that I just lost that 1v1 in Fortnite!!!"
Hatecht by Keck & Brad May 30, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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