Hassle hogs 

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

Hassle hogs by toefu January 13, 2023

Hasslehogg 

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

Hasslehogg by Christ0e November 28, 2018

neptube hasslehog

An autistic drafting teacher

Neptube hasslehog is autistic

neptube hasslehog by Riverrat 83 September 20, 2019

david hasslehossome 

something as cool as david hasslehoff

dude that car is david hasslehossome

david hasslehossome by servant of the boognish November 30, 2009