Christ0e's definitions

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

Gualda Gang

A nice and mature group of young men that like to cause a ruckus in nice areas of the United States of America

Girl 1: is that a Gualda gang member
Girl 2: yeah look how mature and well kept they are

by Christ0e March 6, 2021

Brokk

A sexy beast that has a fresh haircut and everyone knows who he is. You also know him as Hasselhogg.

Brokk is now a hassle hogg.

by Christ0e November 27, 2018