Hassani is a kind and humble gentleman who brightens up the lives of all the people around him. He is loved by many and rarely will you find anyone who hates him. Hassani is also one of the most beautiful guys ever. If you find yourself a Hassani never let him go and always appreciate him because you are extremely lucky to have him. Everyone wants a Hassani in their life.
A sect of murderous Arab's living during the Catholic Crusades. Hassasins were brutal murderers renowned not only for their brutal and cruel murders of Catholics, but in celebrating each kill with a drug using frenzy. Their drug of choice: Hashish. Over time, as all things do, the word evolves. It is now pronounced: assasin.
Damn, that Hassasin is fucking that Catholic up. Let's go buy some weed from him!
Hassars are hot, handsome and intelligent guys from kurdish provinces in Iraq who are good at everything. Hassars become the greatest minds of our time like Albert Hassar Einstein, Isaac Hassar Newton or Galileo Hassar Galilei.
You can't win against a Hassar and you will never dislike a Hassar. Everybody wishes to have a friend like Hassar
"Oh my god i cant win against that guy over there. I wish i was friends with him and hes so hot and smart."
"Sounds like a total Hassar to me"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."