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A sect of murderous Arab's living during the Catholic Crusades. Hassasins were brutal murderers renowned not only for their brutal and cruel murders of Catholics, but in celebrating each kill with a drug using frenzy. Their drug of choice: Hashish. Over time, as all things do, the word evolves. It is now pronounced: assasin.

Damn, that Hassasin is fucking that Catholic up. Let's go buy some weed from him!

Hassasin by Viscus January 12, 2005

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Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

Hassaning by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019

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Hassain

He is very toxic, and he is looked upon as the goat

Man I wish I was more like Hassain

Hassain by Clb kay November 22, 2021

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Hassain

Hassain is the most committed man when it comes to both relationship and family. He will never give up and will forget the whole world to win over the girl he loves the most.

Hassain is an Islamic name.

I have never seen anyone like Hassain who can fight for love so hard

Hassain by Hasandra November 23, 2021

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Hassaning

1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L

“That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”

Hassaning by IMBROKE January 23, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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