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Hassasin 

A sect of murderous Arab's living during the Catholic Crusades. Hassasins were brutal murderers renowned not only for their brutal and cruel murders of Catholics, but in celebrating each kill with a drug using frenzy. Their drug of choice: Hashish. Over time, as all things do, the word evolves. It is now pronounced: assasin.
Damn, that Hassasin is fucking that Catholic up. Let's go buy some weed from him!
Hassasin by Viscus January 12, 2005
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The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.
Hassaning by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019
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He is very toxic, and he is looked upon as the goat
Man I wish I was more like Hassain
Hassain by Clb kay November 22, 2021
Hassain is the most committed man when it comes to both relationship and family. He will never give up and will forget the whole world to win over the girl he loves the most.

Hassain is an Islamic name.
I have never seen anyone like Hassain who can fight for love so hard
Hassain by Hasandra November 23, 2021
1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L
“That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”
Hassaning by IMBROKE January 23, 2022
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