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Hassam Hussain 

A creature of habit, focus, and skill. You can find them dwelling in their 4 x 4 shelters -otherwise known as "rooms". A rich diet of coffee and banana is more than enough to sustain it. Although sushi is also a good alternative. On a sunny day you might spot them walking around, however be careful as they do not interact with idiot people. Their weaknesses include terrible music, loud chewing, and cats. More observations are yet to be determined.
"Hey look! its Hassam Hussain...............OH NO it's running away."
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Hussein Hassan

KAlpha Male
Absolute God of a man
The Daddy of daddies
Apex of the male species
Pinnacle of male evolution. A true intellectual, blessed with a giant penis his ability to fuck women is uncanny especially if they have a son called Tarek. A true Hussein also happens to be a extremely sexy and attractive man who excelled in sports. His only downfall is that his penis is so large it scrapes along the floor
Hussein Hassan by Joyboy.123 October 21, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016