hasaan 

Hasaan is a dude with a big dick and is usually very handsome and he get a lot if hoes. He also becomes very successful in life.

That is Hasaan. Be like Hasaan

hasaan by TBG NIGGAAA June 9, 2018

hasaan 

this person is nice at first when you get to know them but can do some really stupid things. an example of this is if he talks right in front of you even when you say it isnt funny. also is really stingy about gum, often lying about their "high prices"

hasaan

hasaan by jujuhaha May 25, 2022

Pablo Hasaan 

A name for a kind of spiritual master used in Poland.The word derives from a famous figure in Sieradz, Poland and his noble life.

A:Let's go and visit Pablo Hasaan.
B:I ain't worthy to do it.

Pablo Hasaan by 7th Disciple of Pablo Hasaan March 28, 2005

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hustle Hassan 

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.

Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015