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Harvtard
A delusional, overzealous person who is usually slightly autistic or retarded and makes Ivy league admission their entire personality. Harvtards are so far up their own ass and are utterly convinced that the only life they’ll be able to lead without an Ivy League degree is that of a crack hoe who lives under a bridge. They will always find a way flex their SAT scores and extracurriculars regardless of what’s being talked about.
Wow, Elijah is really a harvtard! He got a 1500 SAT and now won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Example of harvtarded speech:
“I’ll be the one laughing when I get into Harvard and become your boss!”
“H-how…. I only got into UC Berkeley??? The only job I’ll be able to get now is selling my asshole for crack and food stamps.”
Example of harvtard tendencies:
Person 1: “Hey bro, my journalist uncle got disemboweled by the taliban and his corpse was put up as a warning for the western world.”
Harvtard: “Thats really cool. I have a 1490 SAT and a club that raise awareness for disemboweled uncles”
Example of harvtarded speech:
“I’ll be the one laughing when I get into Harvard and become your boss!”
“H-how…. I only got into UC Berkeley??? The only job I’ll be able to get now is selling my asshole for crack and food stamps.”
Example of harvtard tendencies:
Person 1: “Hey bro, my journalist uncle got disemboweled by the taliban and his corpse was put up as a warning for the western world.”
Harvtard: “Thats really cool. I have a 1490 SAT and a club that raise awareness for disemboweled uncles”
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