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When you rip hair off the anus to stimulate the hole
I want you to haruz me
Haruz by Pablo C. April 13, 2021
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Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."
Related Words
Haruz • haruzen • haruzenv2 • haru • Harun • harizzment • haruka • Harumph • hariz • Haruko
Haruto is the most amazing low-tone rapper out there with amazing visuals and has the confidence level of 1000000.

He argued with Jeongwoo because he wanted to do laundry but Jeongwoo wanted him to stay until 12 am to practice oH yEah
Jeongwo: Ha?
Haruto: Jeongwoo?
Both: Ha Jeongwoo~
Haruto by hajeongwoo<3 January 27, 2019

haruto watanabe 

haruto watanabe, bestest boy ever with ethereal visuals and attractive low tone rapper

has the ultimate adorable smile; a living angel and a dainty person of art
haruto watanabe by lesyeuxharuto January 6, 2021
When you are streaming while using mods in game that are illegal and get pulled by a GM and suspended live on stream. Generally the result of a salty player who cannot clear content even with the same mods themselves. AKA butthurt casual who wants an easy win and cant stand when someone else succeeds so they report everyone.
I saw someone get Haru'd so hard, they were down to 5% in savage when they pulled him from the fight and everyone wiped. He got two weeks and thats just the warning.

Someone in my FC was so salty they couldnt clear even with mods and cheats so now he wants to Haru everyone he can in streams.
Haru'd by Celeste Augustine August 8, 2022

sanzu haruchiyo 

red flag I'm telling u RED FLAG. if you like haruchiyo you need to go see a therapist with me rn. anyways haruchiyo that one mf who's obsessed with loyalty (and drugs)- if u ain't loyal you outta there. his real name is akashi haruchiyo, he a walking red flag, he fine as hell and have you seen his siblings???? damn.
1- Red Flag
2- Psycho
3- Go see a therapist
(sanzu haruchiyo?? im obsessed).
sanzu haruchiyo by itsgaby December 10, 2021
Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.
A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI
Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017
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