hartmann

The correct way to spell the last name.

My last name is Hartmann, not Hartman.

by Popcorn123454321 May 09, 2021

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Hartmann Hook

The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.

Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

by George, Alex, Brendan December 14, 2008

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fixie hartmann

a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers

classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*

substitute: is fixie hartmann here?

by AhOG1B June 29, 2023

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