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Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you dont learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
Hartland High School by shitoris January 31, 2019
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We all know the term you can’t have shit in Detroit right? Well have you heard the term we can’t have shit in Hartland. We still don’t have damn grass on our football fields, whenever it rains you would think the school was flooding with the amount of water spilling in and we can’t even get any damn A.C cause our chiller is broken. But hey at least we have a good hockey team?
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026