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Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
Hartland High School by shitoris January 31, 2019
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We all know the term you can’t have shit in Detroit right? Well have you heard the term we can’t have shit in Hartland. We still don’t have damn grass on our football fields, whenever it rains you would think the school was flooding with the amount of water spilling in and we can’t even get any damn A.C cause our chiller is broken. But hey at least we have a good hockey team?

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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