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Harrystyles.leftearlobe

The state of being obsessed with a 27 year old British man who sings about fruit and a 28 year old man who talks to pillows WHEN EVER YOU THINK OF HARRYSTYLES.LEFTEARLOBE YOU THINK OF ONE DIRECTION SPECIFICALLY THAT ONE VIDEO OF ZAYN MALIK TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES MINIONS AND THAT ONE VIDEO OF HARRY STYLES DESCRIBING THE KIND OF BENS HE HAD.
1. Harrystyles.leftearlobe is so hawt 😱
Sandra: don’t you just feel like Harrystyles.leftearlobe

Bernice: No I don’t like British men

Sandra: You’ve left left me no choice but to delete your knee caps 😇
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Harrystyles.leftealobe 

A state of being obsessed with a 27 year old British man who sings about fruits and a 28 year old man who talks to pillows WHEN YOU THINK OF HARRYSTYLES.LEFTEARLOBE THINK ABOUT ONE DIRECTION SPECIFICALLY THAT ONE VIDEO OF ZAYN MALIK TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LIKES MINIONS AND THAT ONE VIDEO OF HARRY STYLES DESCRIBING THE KIND OF BEANS HE HAD.
1. Harrystyles.leftearlobe is so hawt. 😱
2. I’m digesting Harrystyles.leftealobe’s beans with minions. 😇
3. Harrystyles.leftearlobes is For real actually 100% definitely for sure Harry Styles wifey booh.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026