Harry Morris
A Harry Morris is an extremely sexy person who when is around makes any girl extremely wetland aroused!
Harry Morris by Punani Man November 23, 2020
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Hairy Morris
1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
Hairy Morris by wankybojango March 11, 2011
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Hairy Morris
(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
Hairy Morris by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026