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Switching Hammocks 

To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

humpy hammocks 

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)
lets go play humpy hammocks
humpy hammocks by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

harlocks.wife 

Hi, you are a very cool mutual and your art is amazing,
“harlocks.wife is super duper cool 😎”
harlocks.wife by Nakey February 4, 2022

Hammocks 

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world
Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.
Hammocks by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017

Hobo Hammocks 

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Hobo Hammocks by HoboHam April 15, 2020
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026