He is a very, very sexy man with a massive peen and a tough body. He will defend what's right and what's true to his beliefs he will dominate anyone that trays to be a pushover/stand over around him.
Someone with the surname Hanfrey is the coolest and most sexiest person ever. They can make anyone laugh with their great wit, and they could win a fight against the rock. If you have the surname Hanfrey, you are extremely lucky, as only true Gigachads are gifted with this name.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).