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Hard Taco 

1. When the vagina gets hard,horny through sexual arousal usually by stimulation or during foreplay.

2. When a vagina gets hard/horny/aroused and it resembles a "hard taco"
Example.
1. Amber got a hard taco when she rubbed up against Daniel's leg

2. Susy got a hard taco when she kiszed Dave

3. When madison was horny, she had a hard taco
Hard Taco by xjaovsieer March 26, 2009
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Hard Taco 

hey man, you got any of them hard tacos??
Hard Taco by xale420 October 28, 2008

Bonus Hard Taco 

When someone say's something stupid or a false statement, the person listening is able to call a "bonus hard taco" which means that you are able to hit the person twice on the sholder and once on the back of the head.

Rules that apply:

1) If the person calls "late!" before you are able to say "bonus hard taco" you are not permitted to give them a bonus

2) The other person is able to call whether it's a "bonus HARD taco" or a "bonus SOFT taco" (when something said isn't VERY stupid, it's a soft taco)
The sky is blue
BONUS HARD TACO! It's green

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.
"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."
Hard Shell Taco by something_else February 21, 2015

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024
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