happy hat 

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

happy hat by niall February 15, 2004

Happy hat 

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

Happy hat by bkap314 January 14, 2021

Happy Hole Hat 

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat

dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed

Happy Hole Hat by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

Happy as a man with tits in his hat by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail 

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023