Happy Tea

Hot tea with A LOT of sugar in it. Usually drunk by stage performers to get energized before a play. Invented circa 1995.

"Better make some Happy Tea. This crowd looks tough!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

sad-happy tears

Sad-Happy tears. These are the tears you shed that makes you look like you are crying but you really are overjoyed.

Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.

by nvrminds September 18, 2015

hippy teat

I hippy type mother who isn’t afraid to breast feed her baby at an airport in front of everyone

Take momma’s hippy teat and suckle because momma can feel the milk in there

by The Nashville Spreadator April 26, 2019