Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Happystarfish

A ritualistic form of taking cocaine and heroin.A person standing up snorts cocaine off a phone held by a friend while four other friends (all holding syringes filled with heroin) Inject their respective syringe into both the arms and legs of the recipient.The resulting cocktail of coke and heroin causes the ultimate feeling of pure euphoria.But be careful as it is very easy to od only experienced users should perform this manoeuvre.

Kyle:Want to pound down some monsters and go punch drywall?
Kevin:Nah I’m going to Steve’s house to help him do a happystarfish, he needs one more person.

by TrappingIsGoodForTheEconomy July 30, 2019