Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

Happy Start by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

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Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

Happy Start Anything Major by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019

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Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

Happy starting by jlshater October 4, 2011

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Happystarfish

A ritualistic form of taking cocaine and heroin.A person standing up snorts cocaine off a phone held by a friend while four other friends (all holding syringes filled with heroin) Inject their respective syringe into both the arms and legs of the recipient.The resulting cocktail of coke and heroin causes the ultimate feeling of pure euphoria.But be careful as it is very easy to od only experienced users should perform this manoeuvre.

Kyle:Want to pound down some monsters and go punch drywall?
Kevin:Nah I’m going to Steve’s house to help him do a happystarfish, he needs one more person.

Happystarfish by TrappingIsGoodForTheEconomy July 30, 2019

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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