Happy Sock

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n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

Happy Sock by bigjlj January 29, 2006

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Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

Happy Sock by SuzaK April 18, 2006

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Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

Happy sock by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009

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Happy Sock

A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.

Happy Sock by The Happy Sock Lady July 25, 2009

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Spencers Happy Sock Pile

A pile of socks that Spencer decided to cum in and stuff on the side of his mattress where his mother found them. The end result was a bundle of hardened cum socks.

Mom found Spencers Happy Sock Pile.

Spencers Happy Sock Pile by TheNo1Guardian March 29, 2010

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

happy fun sock by DC August 6, 2003

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HappyPockets

When you ejaculate in your pants and hide in the nearest persons ass.

Man at the orgy last night Jim had HappyPockets

HappyPockets by Mrnanmanmam September 7, 2021

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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