Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

Happy Flaps by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004

Happy Flaps

A particularly lippy vagina.

Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

Happy Flaps by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

Happy Flaps by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

Happy Flap 

Autism term that refers to the hand flapping that is done when happy or excited

I was so happy that a new season of my show was coming on that I started happy flapping.
Sarah's favorite song makes her happy flap.
Jim happy flapped when he found out he was going to Disney World.

Happy Flap by OEvens August 9, 2015

flap happy 

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

flap happy by westfalia December 15, 2009