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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun
Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun
Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun
Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun
Ball if any of the following occurs:
-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun
Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun
Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun
Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun
Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun
Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
