Happions

1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.

2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.

1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?

I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...

2. How's the new skatepark?

Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...

Happions by spuncer March 29, 2010

happins 

The act of having connections with hundreds of Russian hookers at one time, while not having to pay taxes.

Paul: Hey, how did you get all of that money?

John: Oh you know, happins.

happins by bubbliciousforevs November 21, 2010

happinsess 

when a chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck

oh darn, my chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck, it must be happinsess. better luck next time I guess :/

happinsess by Tony The Hamster April 4, 2021