Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?
Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?
Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
by telyourmomhi July 13, 2009
Person who catches many fish, consumes in moderation, adorred by women, tells great stories of his adventures, one step ahead of johnny law and jealous husbands.
by Hank January 20, 2005
Putting a condom on only the tip of your male member so you get the feeling of going raw dog, but do not spill your swimmers as to get someone pregnant.
Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)
AKA Half-Raw
Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)
AKA Half-Raw
by NNDdefines February 19, 2011
newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.
Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.
by McGerald July 6, 2011
When you Bend/Work Any of the Simple chords on Guitar , typically used for country songs.. named after Hank Williams Jr.
by RadNad™ January 30, 2012
born after 1993, can't cook, all he know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be fem-boy, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
by Caroline452 October 13, 2022
A guy who can be a dick sometimes but is actually secretly sweet. He will be the cockiest guy around his guy friends but as soon as you and him are the only ones talking he will transform into the best guy ever. He makes a fantastic best friend and all the girls can't resist him. His alabaster skin and ginger hair make him unresistable. The greatest guy you will ever meet.
Girl #1: "That ginger over there is such an ass. I wonder if he's like that all the time."
Girl#2: "Who? Hank? He is the sweetest guy ever! You just got to warm up to him is all."
Girl#3: "Omg, I know. I thought he was so weird and now he's my bffl!"
Girl#2: "Oh well, got to go. See you next Tuesday!"
Girl#2: "Who? Hank? He is the sweetest guy ever! You just got to warm up to him is all."
Girl#3: "Omg, I know. I thought he was so weird and now he's my bffl!"
Girl#2: "Oh well, got to go. See you next Tuesday!"
by tsuu December 2, 2013