Hank Hill Ass

To have a buttox that closely resembles the tookus of Hank Hill from King of the Hill which looks flat and gross.

Wow, Diana has a Hank Hill Ass. I guess she must sell propane on the side.

by Shawntell Gee August 4, 2010

Hank Hill Ass

Just Google a picture of Hank Hill’s Ass. The opposite of a Dump Truck Ass

Dude, that girl has Hank Hill Ass. You can iron clothes on her back.

by GuyFake69 March 30, 2021

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022