Hank'd 

Hank'd |hangkt| -verb: To be ahead in fantasy football going into the Monday night and watch your lead and victory dwindle away only to lose in the waning moments of the football weekend. Most effective when the final margin of victory is very small, or the amount overcome is very large. Most frustrating when all of your players have already played and all hope for you scoring anymore points is lost. In reference to the immortal voice of Hank Williams, Jr.'s "Are you ready for some football!?!"

Anthony: "I thought I would beat Justin this weekend because I was up 10 going into Monday Night Football. But he had Pierre Garcon, who scored 20 points, so I got Hank'd."

Josh: "I was ahead by like 5.1 going into Monday night, but my opponent was Adam. He had LT, and he totally Hank'd me."

Hank'd by Joesph Christopher Carter October 29, 2010

Hank'd 

When a picture is altered with the face of Hank Hill or anyone from the cast of King of the Hill.

Boy 1: Aww man! Did you see that picture of Sailor Moon with a Hank Hill face?
Boy 2: Yeah! She's been Hank'd!

Hank'd by Zetazach December 5, 2013

Hank'd 

Hank'd means when you flip out at someone for no reason.

Perfect reference to Hank Evans off Me, Myself and Irene or Luke James who Hank'd people.

Hank'd by Jimmythelioness August 2, 2011

Hank Drum 

A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.

Man, that hank drum sounds good!

Hank Drum by focorockstar May 8, 2010

Hank Dog 

A black dog; who constantly licks his dong and other things. Also see lazy as fuck.

Hank dog. Stop licking your dong!

Hank Dog by Mike Oxlongr December 9, 2013

hank donner 

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

hank donner by Biggleboggleswigigig September 6, 2021

Hank da bigfoot/big hank 

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.

Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist

Hank da bigfoot/big hank by xwhitey15x July 6, 2010