Handsome John Brown

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Handsome John Brown

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.

I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it

by auggie87 May 13, 2003