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Hanspeter
Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.
Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012
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Hangouter
A person who hangs out in the streets, whether all by himself or together with others just like him. Originated in the Philippines as the official name for a tambay in relation to tambayan ( hangout).
Hangouter by Sicnarf Rodavlas June 22, 2018
Handsterbation
Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
Handsterbation by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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