Handputer

Hand-held computer, A.K.A., smartphone

Sometimes you just want a regular fuckin' keyboard instead of trying to write an email with a slows-as-fuck-to-type on handputer!

by The Fig August 29, 2016

Hanspeter

Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.

Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.

Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:

"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"

by CatLady000 January 23, 2012

handhunter

A recruiter who seeks out working hands, not brains

I consider becoming a handhunter in middle Africa

by Yanago July 23, 2007

Hangouter

A person who hangs out in the streets, whether all by himself or together with others just like him. Originated in the Philippines as the official name for a tambay in relation to tambayan ( hangout).

John, the hangouter, is always seen with his friends beside the old Ongpin Street.

by Sicnarf Rodavlas June 22, 2018

handcute

A handsome and cute guy.

Look at Serge, he is so handcute

by Bizard August 10, 2021

Handsterbation

Handsterbation: A soft smooth and not firm hands.

Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.

Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.

by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022