handist

Discriminating against a person or group of people based on their handedness, either left or right.
Something that almost every left-handed person is sure to have experienced due to making up such a small percent of the population (under 10%)
Ambidextrous individuals are usually exempt from such prejudice as they can avoid being branded a lefty, and avoid backlash as a righty.

(Guy)"You have good handwriting ... for a left-hander."
(Girl)"EY, dont be handist!"

(teacher slams a book on the wrist of a student using his left hand for writing)
"I won't have devils in my class!"
(student whispers) "Handist bitch"

(crazed psychologist) "Being left-handed is a neurotic choice made by antisocial individuals."
(left-hander) "STFU u handist tosser!"

by gamma_xi February 21, 2009

Handist

One who is prejudice against people of opposite hands.

That guy is a handist because he hates left-handed people.

by Remixed March 15, 2009

Handist

The discrimination of someone’s hand by size, shape, or dominance.

“Paisley writes like she’s left handed.” Handist

by Boxeater9000 February 26, 2025

California Handstand

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

handitrapped

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.

I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.

by Williamsven February 24, 2009

handitizer

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.

Mom, need any handitizer?

by EtotheT March 17, 2010

Handism

Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.

"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.

by 7anooch November 23, 2011