Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

by LH69 April 26, 2005

Hand Solo

A handjob performed on yourself but referred to as a person.

My wife is away for a week, so it's just me and my good friend Hand Solo for a while.

by Dronevil September 3, 2007

Hand Solo

1. n. A wanker. (Reference to character played by Harrison Ford in George Lucas' original Star Wars trilogy.)

1. "Edna, don't go in there. Our boy's doing his Hand Solo impression."

by Badman April 14, 2005

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.

Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.

by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016