Hand slider
The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft
Hand slider by DB Bobby February 15, 2022
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Slide Hammer Hand Job
Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010
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Handglider
A little known phrase which can be slipped into common parlance without the other party necessarily knowing it to be offensive. The pastime of "Hang Gliding" is well known, the term "Hand Gliding" albeit sounding similar is a term associated with "Masturbation". "Hand Gliding" refers to your hand moving up and down the associated gentleman sausage.
Person 1
"Jesus Christ I have been wanking myself stupid over these last couple of days, I have nearly torn my own cock off"...
Person 2
"For sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend"
"Jesus Christ I have been wanking myself stupid over these last couple of days, I have nearly torn my own cock off"...
Person 2
"For sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend"
Handglider by The Arse Whisperer February 13, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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