Handglider

A little known phrase which can be slipped into common parlance without the other party necessarily knowing it to be offensive. The pastime of "Hang Gliding" is well known, the term "Hand Gliding" albeit sounding similar is a term associated with "Masturbation". "Hand Gliding" refers to your hand moving up and down the associated gentleman sausage.

Person 1

"Jesus Christ I have been wanking myself stupid over these last couple of days, I have nearly torn my own cock off"...

Person 2

"For sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend"

by The Arse Whisperer February 13, 2017

Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

handglides

would be balancing on one hand taking your other hand and lifting it off the ground and back on it and pushing making you spin. some people will put a long sleeve (or at some dances a santa hat) down so it cause less friction.

a hand glide is fucking frustraiting to get down

by blazed December 9, 2004

hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006

hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.

Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider

by Ryan December 2, 2004

Handlders

Computer Science. Term used to describe a process which only serves to elevate an engineers sense of worth, regardless of it's complexity. The most effective handlder's will slow down the development of any engineer not willing to spend pointless hours understanding the process that it enforces.

Rick : "Hey Gary, I can't push my code up to the Repo, I get rejected by the linter and need it to be reviewed by a council of no less than ten but no more than thirteen other engineers."

Gary: "Sorry bud, life is full of little Handlders, come back to me when you've reached a higher level of code perfection"

by SkullFumpa September 15, 2017