Hand Virgin

When you haven't ever jacked off

Person #1: are you a hand virgin?

Person #2: no, I jack off every single night

by AllAmericanHottie August 27, 2014

hand virgin

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.

Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!

by WeirdEars March 2, 2009

West Virginia Hand Puppet

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

by zakundo August 14, 2009

Virginia Hand Jive

A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.

Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!

by bombsblast December 2, 2010

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025