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The best Hamster Forum out there. For great advice and ever greater friends, visit this amazing site.

Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.
Hamster House by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008
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Hamster House 

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.
Hamster House by Almipwns March 31, 2009

Hamster House 

Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).

Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.
Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.

Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.
Hamster House by Hamps February 7, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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