Hammish 

A large turd or shit. A dookie.

Gavit can't talk right now, he's taking a hammish.

Hammish by Azw May 27, 2009

hammish 

Something in Honesdale Slang that is usually cool but is at the current moment being stupid and annoying

Gym class was hammish yesterday because we didn't play football.

hammish by Nate February 27, 2005

National Fuck Hamish Day 

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

Hamish Mehta 

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.

guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*

Hamish Blake by jessikahh June 2, 2008

Hamish's Law 

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

Hamish's Law by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009

haimish 

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."

I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.

haimish by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020