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National Fuck Hamish Day
April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019
Hamish Mehta
Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020
Hamish Blake
Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.
guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
Hamish Blake by jessikahh June 2, 2008
Hamish's Law
The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
Hamish's Law by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009
haimish
Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."
haimish by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020
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