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neck gaiter 

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neck gaiter by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020

Neck Gaiter 

Hey. did you know that UD recently added new merch?
Oh yeah? what is it?
A fucking neck gaiter.
Neck Gaiter by MrMikeX May 4, 2020

Gavin Nicol 

A word that can be used to describeribe a human that is salty which descends from the great Gavin Nicol of Scotland who was so salty he accidentally overdosed whilst giving his sister a pounding as they shared their weekly bath together
That guy was do salty and so incest he is making me depressed I want to have a bath with the toaster aka I wanted to commit a Gavin Nicol
Gavin Nicol by Timmy mcsploodge November 15, 2016

Gavin Newsome 

A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
Gavin Newsome by Useful farmer November 22, 2021

Gavin Free 

A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".

He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:

"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"

"People like grapes"

"Tease it!"

"I'm getting right minged off"

"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."

"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"

"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"

"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."

"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."

"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"

"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"

"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
Gavin Free by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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