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Hamflower 

My hamflower is itchy. That dude is a total hamflower.
Hamflower by VoiceOfVerdad July 8, 2012
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hamilscrot 

When your lead singer loves glory holes and manifests a bacterial infection on his balls.
Aww dude, you've got a bad case of hamilscrot!
hamilscrot by Cottonnugz August 22, 2017

Hamilversary 

A Hamilversary refers to the date you first watched the musical Hamilton on. The word Hamilversary combines the words Hamilton and Anniversary together, much like all the other related Hamilton titles, such as Ham4Ham, Ham4Progress, Hamilfans, Hamfam, Eduham, Hamilkids, and more. The first year Hamilversary is usually the most special, as it marks the day your life changed for the better. On your Hamilversary, you should celebrate by wearing your Hamilton merch, listening to the soundtrack, watching the proshot on Disney+, singing all the songs, posting on your social media about it, etc. If your Hamilversary happens to fall on a day that you can go see Hamilton live on tour or on Broadway/West End, this is the day to do it!
Person 1: “When’s your Hamilversary?”
Person 2: “June 13! How about you?”
Person 1: “Mine is on August 6!”
Person 2: “We should watch go watch Hamilton on those days!”
Person 1: Ok sure!
Hamilversary by KpopCats May 19, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026