Ham Hock

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

by wthompson87 August 15, 2008

ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...

Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

Hock Ham

Hock Ham is a sweet looking ass

dam look at that girls hock ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

Ham Hocks

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.

Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.

by Cheetah4life December 24, 2008