Polar opposite of horny.
This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .
You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate
You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".
This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .
You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate
You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".
You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*
Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"
You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "
Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"
You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "
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