Haloey 

Polar opposite of horny.

This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .

You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate

You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".

You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*

Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"

You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "

Haloey by JayFen May 18, 2020

Elisa Haley 

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

Elisa Haley by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Haley Reinhart 

Sexy, Hot, Cute, and Completely Adorable contestant on Season 10 American Idol. She is one of few Women to be Beautiful and Sexy as Fuck at the same time. She also has the super power to make Gay Guys turn Straight, and to make Straight Girls go Gay. These are called Haleysexuals.

Guy: "That chick Haley Reinhart looked Hot in the Black Fringe Dress last night!"
Girl(Haleysexual):"Haley looks Fucking Hot ALL the time!"

Haley Reinhart by HaleyReinhart August 25, 2011

haley marie 

an amazingly awesome and beautiful girl that goes for guys that can be dicks but when they arent they will treat her right she will never admit how amazing or beautiful she really is

haley marie

haley marie by swagg bag tag 55 May 13, 2012

Haley

Haley is the name of a girl (or a boy if your parents rolled that way) that is down to earth and wants to make others smile. Someone with the name Haley knows self sacrifice, heartbreak, and a longing to be near the people who matter most. Although their are some down sides, because the name haley means down to dart that means people will take advantage of your friendship, so be careful; someone you thought was your BFFL could be your next enemy. Someone with the name Haley is extremely nice, considerate, and of course sexy. A Haley might even be stubborn and strong willed, also a animal lover!

DAMN! That girls name must be Haley with that ass.
Haley is the Sweetest girl in the class room.

Haley by TheDayDreamer December 15, 2014

Halsey 

Halsey is a stage name for Ashley Nicollete Frangipane, a bisexual, biracial and bipolar artist. She's an alternative indie electro-pop singer, known for her blue hair. She started off with a Haylor song (trouble by Taylor Swift parody), but later in 2014 released an EP called 'Room 93'. In August 2015 she released her debut album called 'Badlands', which includes 'Ghost', 'New Americana' and 'Colors'.

Omg, halsey is playing on the radio!

Halsey by c0nceptuous June 22, 2016

Haley James Scott 

The hottest momma, wife, teacher, singer, producer in a small fictional town named Tree Hill. She's a nice balance between fiesty-sweet, sexy-classy and intelligent-down to earth.

Nanny Carrie: I need to get my stuff...
Haley James Scott: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked whore. I'll have the keys now.

Haley James Scott by simplequinn October 17, 2008