A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramennight and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.
Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.
an awkward person who uses minipulation to try to control or effect people they know. pushes away those closest to them. pretends to love being independant and alone, but secretly is bored and lonely and wants to be loved
'have you talked to that haicheng kid in science?'
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.