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HALFWIFE

When you are engaged to your girlfriend but she isnt your wife. Otherway to call your betrothed partner.
"How you and your betrothed spoke in the meantime before the wedding?
"Dont you mean my halfwife?
by TheHunterMose3s October 3, 2022
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Halfwife

Alternative word to describe your bethrothed/significant other preferably female.
"Hey have you talked about the wedding with your betrothed recently?"
"I have actually! My halfwife is gonna be so happy!"

"Hey you gonna marry your gf at one point? You have been together for 4 years.."
"I have still yet to decide if I want to make her my halfwife"
by TheHunterMose3s October 3, 2022
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windows halflife

The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
by frickendevil January 15, 2005
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halflife

Original idea : The process of exporting a video multiple times using a video editor in order to get a smaller size in your video. i. e. From 16gb to 2gb or 1gb.

We realized that chads never halflife shit. So the term can also be used relatively in many situations. So we also refer to the term halflife as how nerdy guys who do manly stuff.
Orginal idea: "Just halflife the video, it'll fit in your flash"

Other examples : "Real niggas never halflife a drink. We finish the bottle", " Damn, my nigga livin' a halflife" has money, lives on the edge ' - like celebrities, "His life's a halflife" - Lives an extravagant life that seems impossible to atain - Kardashians
by Caked_beef November 22, 2019
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HalfLifeInvictus

The most hot guy, straightest man. Mains EBI
aidanforce: haahhaa i banged ur mum halflifeinvictus

me: what
by HalfLifeInvictus March 6, 2021
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Halflife dosa

Halflife dosa is a funny word used to crack jokes on roommates. It means that half of the life will go vain for preparing dosas for roommates. In telugu it is called "Sagam Jeevitham dosalu poyadanike saripothundi ".
Hey ! You are also a halflife dosa victim. 🤣
by Tejonym November 21, 2020
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halflifeshotgunner

Hey, you halflifeshotgunner
by ballsucker300010 June 11, 2023
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