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half quarter 

Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.

Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
half quarter by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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Half quarter 

A half quarter is a slang for an eighth of an Ounce of weed.
This is a Canadian slang but more specifically Ontario(southern Ontario).
Others in Canada might use it but from what I've seen it's only Ontario.
Toronto guy: Hey bud, can I grab a half quarter off ya?

Alberta dealer: What, a quarter? Ya, got that

Toronto guy: no, a half quarter. Like half of the quarter ounce

*Alberta by scratches head
So like an 1/8th?

Toronto guy: ya, if that's what you call them here. I'll stick with my double fractions thanks
Half quarter by Jackbills September 2, 2018

half quarter 

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.
Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$
half quarter by jesus November 9, 2004

half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.
"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

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What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

half snap quarterback 

When a man is giving anal to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cucumber in the partners butthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. Leaving the partner knocked out with a bloody nose and a cucumber up their ass.
I gave her the old half snap quarterback for free...lucky ho.
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