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Half Retard 

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
Half Retard by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

half-a-retard 

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"
"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"
half-a-retard by stefan campbell October 29, 2007

Half Retarded 

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

Half-Retarded 

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

Half-Retarded 

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.
My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.
Half-Retarded by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

Half Retarded 

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"
Half Retarded by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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