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Haldit

Moment, kdy nějaká osoba je moc arogantní a něco publikuje, načež je odsouzena skupinou lidí, nad kterou se nadřazuje.
"Haldit jí je spravedlivé, protože ta holka je blbá"
by Ohen299 March 7, 2020
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Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.
by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008
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handitrapped

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.
I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.
by Williamsven February 24, 2009
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halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.
by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003
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haldir

1.) An Elf from the realm of Lothlorien in JRR Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings." He meets the Fellowship when it enters Lorien and initially prohibits the Ring from entering the realm. Haldir only appears once in the books (in "The Fellowship of the Ring"), but Peter Jackson gave him a larger role in the films, where he appears in both "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Two Towers." In "The Two Towers" he leads an army of Elves to Helm's Deep to aid the people of Rohan. He is killed fighting in the ensuing battle, a notable change from the book. He is played by actor Craig Parker in the films.

2.) There is also brief mention of a Man named Haldir in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." This Haldir is unrelated to the Elf in LOTR.
1. "Dude! Did you see Haldir's armor in the Two Towers? It's gorgeous as hell!"

"Haldir! To the keep!"

2. "Haldir? That dude in the Silmarillion who people get confused with the Elf in LOTR? Oh yeah, I know him. He died in the Battle of Unnumbered Tears."
by Luv teh Elves April 17, 2008
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Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.
Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.
by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010
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handitizer

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.
Mom, need any handitizer?
by EtotheT March 17, 2010
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