haith 

Big

Damn that kid has a haith cock

haith by Bleach popsicle June 16, 2017

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

Hathoda 

A Poor Joke(PJ); a logically illogical joke that makes you go :banghead:

Example of a Hathoda:
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww

1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him

Hathoda by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011

Hairhole 

The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.

I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.

Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK

person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls

Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022