hairy beanbag 

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

hairy beanbag by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008

Hairy beanbag 

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

Hairy beanbag by Splocious May 23, 2020

Hairy Bean Bag 

A man nut sack or scrotum with pubic hair.

Suck my hairy bean bag you fucking moolie.

Hairy Bean Bag by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008