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hairy shit 

I person with a bad hair style who is also a piece of shit
Harry Kaye is a big piece of hairy shit
hairy shit by James&Lew May 2, 2004

hairy shit gash 

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close
Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash

Shit a hairy worm 

To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.
hairy shitfit by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Shit hair 

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.
Shit hair by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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