Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby
Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human
hair. Although both
male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that
95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby
Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto
slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some
Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to
lift the
front area of her
hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to
curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
