Hairy Mexican

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.

I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.

by spinski August 25, 2010

hairy mexican

A shot with 1/2 oz. of tequila, generally Jose Cuervo, and 1/2 oz. of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. If you have some wambos, patron and black label can be substituted.

The hairy mexican was invented at the University of Rochester in Chambers, and has become a popular tradition throughout the past few years.

Warning: this drink is highly potent and is not to be taken lightly and will fuck you up.

The hairy mexican consists in utilizing half tequila and half whiskey on a shot.

by Chamber230 September 19, 2009

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

Mexican Hair Gel

When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."

by Angry Rhino November 21, 2009

Mexican Hair Gel

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

mexican hair tiger

its when you have sex whith a chick and her pubes are sticking straight up like a mohwak because of the sticky cum.

SHE had a mexican hair tiger.

by Dbum January 6, 2009

Mexican Baby Hair (MBH)

Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human hair. Although both male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that 95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.

Hanna Ruth has Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) and should be jailed.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.

by Collin Ryan Ruth September 22, 2011