Hairy Hound 

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

Hairy Hound by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

the hairy Houdini 

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

the hairy Houdini by Leontiev April 18, 2016

Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"

Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!

Hairy Houdini by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

Hairy Houdiener by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021

Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

Hairy Houdini by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023

Harry Houdini 

A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.

Man, I was screwing this chick last night, but I didn't want to get tied up in post-sex conversation. I utilized the infamous "Harry Houdidi" and got the heck out of there.

Harry Houdini by Big Flexy September 12, 2003

Harry Houdini 

During doggy style, the male pretends to ejaculate by spitting onto the girls back, so she turns around thinking the sex is done, and gets an unexpected load in the face. Also known as the Philly Fake-out

Yea, Samantha was being a bitch last night during sex, so I gave her the Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini by Kiwi Pomerleau May 13, 2005